Tony, Tony, Tony
Is there no end to your cowardice? Stand up and face your critics, why don't you?
I see that you just decided to stay in hiding and not give your keynote speech tomorrow at BIG OIL's annual WORLD NATIONAL OIL COMPANIES CONGRESS. That's the one where all the BIG OIL folks like CEOs, Chairpersons, and other honchos meet.
Aren't you still BP's CEO? Shouldn't you be there, now of all times?
Damn, Tony, did you get sea sick at the yacht race? Too queasy to fly?
I'll bet you are . . . .
The Huffington Post reported today that your keynote speech would have addressed
Wait for it, Gentle Reader.
Wait for it . . .
"The Global Responsibilities Of International Oil Companies."
WHAT???? ??????? ??????????
No wonder you decided to send BP's chief of staff Steve Westwell.
Will Take the Fall Steve be reading your remarks? Or will he just babble platitudes about pelicans? Or the almost lightning speed at which BP's "relief" checks reach "spill" victims. Or will Steve divert attention away from the catastrophe by describing the excellent opportunities for getting really great vacation packages along the Gulf coast?
Mmmmmm. To tell you both the truth, I somehow don't think that's going to work.
I hope you're sending along a Kevlar vest. Steve's going to need all the protection he can get, and then some.
So, to be on the safe side, you just might want to get back on your fancy $700,000 yacht, BOB, and sail into the sunset.
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