BP Opens 2nd Containment System

Hello?  BP?

A second containment system? 

Called WHAT?  

EverGreen....

You've got to be kidding, right?

O . . . to clean oil and then burn it together with the resulting gas . . . ummm....would that be regular or unleaded? 
What's the burning create?

O . . . an "end product"? 

Then you'll WHAT! 

Release it where? 

O . . . into the air. 

The AIR???!!!!!!!

And the resulting environmental impact will be what, exactly?

What?

O . . . you'll post those measurements on your official BP website when they become available.

And when will that be?? 

Hello? Hello????

Connection seems to have broken . . . Not the first time is it, BP?

New York Times, 16 June 2010:  BP Opens Second Containment System